Thursday, April 08, 2010
Sunday, April 04, 2010
The REAL meaning of Easter
So for the past week I've been thinking about Easter and how it kinda really is Jesus' recreation from the dead. He recreated death...so that in Him, we no longer must fear it. He recreated death...so that in Him, death can be not only and ending of a chapter but the beginning of forever. He recreated death...so that in Jesus, death is victory instead of victorious.
I guess He knew what He was talking about when He said that we must become like little children...they're a whole lot smarter than we are sometimes...
Happy Easter, and may you experience a recreation from death!!!
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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Fit to be Tied
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010
A Tale of Two Cities

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Blogger's Block
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Sunday, March 14, 2010
Final Report Card Installment
- Don’t worry about opposition…
- Ignore criticism…
- Don’t expect immediate results…
And this last one has always tripped me up, although I hope I'm learning in time. I love to work with my hands, and one reason is because I like to see what I accomplish. In ministry, that can be a very tough thing. Results are seldom immediate and are often difficult to see for years and years, if ever.
I've enjoyed reflecting with y'all. My prayer is that I, and you, can learn from Jesus and His way of dealing with others to raise up workers and witnesses for and in the Kingdom...
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Friday, March 12, 2010
Some Friends, huh?
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Tuesday, March 09, 2010
Report Card - Part 3
- Go slowly…
- Spend hours in solitude…
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Sunday, March 07, 2010
Another Interruption!!!
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Wednesday, March 03, 2010
Report Card - Part 2
- Teach truths that none of your disciples can grasp at the moment…
- Avoid crowds…
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Monday, March 01, 2010
We Interrupt this Regularly Scheduled Report Card Blog...
I tried to find a video clip but could not, so I'm posting the transcript here. Enjoy! (BTW, if you know where I can find this video segment online, by all means let me know!)
Chevy Chase:
Last week we made the comment that March comes in like a lion and goes out
like a lamb. Now here to reply is our chief meteorologist, John Belushi,
with a seasonal report.
John Belushi:
Thank you Chevy. Well, another winter is almost over and March true to form
has come in like a lion, and hopefully will go out like a lamb. At least
that's how March works here in the United States. But did you know that March
behaves differently in other countries? In Norway, for example, March comes
in like a polar bear and goes out like a walrus. Or, take the case of Honduras
where March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a salt marsh harvest mouse.
Let's compare this to the Maldive Islands where March comes in like a
wildebeest and goes out like an ant. A tiny, little ant about this big.
[holds thumb and index fingers a small distance apart]
Unlike the Malay Peninsula where March comes in like a worm-eating fernbird
and goes out like a worm-eating fernbird. In fact, their whole year is
like a worm-eating fernbird. Or consider the Republic of South Africa where
March comes in like a lion and goes out like a different lion. Like one has
a mane, and one doesn't have a mane. Or in certain parts of South America
where March swims in like a sea otter, and then it slithers out like a
giant anaconda. There you can buy land real cheap, you know. And there's a
country where March hops in like a kangaroo, and stays a kangaroo for a while,
and then it becomes a slightly smaller kangaroo. Then, then, then for a
couple of days it's sort of a cross between a, a frilled lizard and a common
house cat.
[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]
Wait wait wait wait. Then it changes back into a smaller kangaroo, and then it
goes out like a, like a wild dingo. Now, now, and it's not Australia! Now,
now, you'd think it would be Australia, but it's not!
[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]
Now look, pal! I know a country where March comes in like an emu and goes out
like a tapir. And they don't even know what it means! All right? Now listen,
there are nine different countries, where March comes in like a frog, and goes
out like a golden retriever. But that- that's not the weird part! No, no,
the weird part is, is the frog. The frog- The weird part is-
[has seizure and falls off chair]
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Saturday, February 27, 2010
Report Card - Part 1
- Hang out with the disciples…
- Let them see you at your best and your worst…
As far as letting people see me at my best and worst, well, I think I've probably done that...even to a fault! I've always tried to be myself and just let people deal with me as I am. There have been times when I've felt like I had to "be on my best behavior" or even become somebody I'm really not. For those times, I am sorry. I'm also sorry if my "at worst" has actually been damaging to someone or to their faith. I am sure that's the case, and I'm thankful for God's amazing grace to cover my booty when I do those things!!!
Stay tuned for more grades to follow!
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Jesus' Method of Discipleship!
- Hang out with the disciples…
- Let them see you at your best and your worst…
- Teach truths that none of your disciples can grasp at the moment…
- Avoid crowds…
- Go slowly…
- Spend hours in solitude…
- Don’t worry about opposition…
- Ignore criticism…
- Don’t expect immediate results…
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Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Why?
Why are there all kinds of gourmet mustards and stuff but only one ketchup really seems to dominate the world?
Why do some people just seem to attract dog bites and others seem to just woo an animal into submission?
Why do some people "choke" and some panic and what's the difference?
Why do we sometimes try to manage problems that are really just easier to solve?
I must say, it was a really good read. What are you reading? And, if you'll pardon the expression, why?
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Monday, February 22, 2010
Ne pas oublier!
So please try to remember that in nearly every post, I am inserting some "Brettly" humor! Enjoy!
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
How to Solve the Icicle Problem!
Now there are at least a few big problems with icicles. One is how to spell the word. I think I finally got that right.
The other problem is death. Apparently, falling icicles are causing large amounts of death.
So, I have the solution. I noticed that my unheated garage has no icicles. Neither does the unheated, uninhabited house across the street. Aha, I said. Icicles are caused by our universal enemy: heat. Therefore, I have turned off our furnace. Problem solved! Now I suggest you go and do likewise.
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010
#&*#@$%*!
The stream of filth from my mouth wasn't pretty. I felt bad for Carla who was privileged to witness this all. (She is SO gracious!!!) But I guess I just had to get it all out.
So last night I didn't sleep very well, mostly because I was regretting the way I lost control. I was reminded of these verses:
My dear brothers, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, for man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires. (James 1:20-21)
Boy amen to that. And thank God that we have forgiveness! I'm giving my mouth over to Him today that I might use it to bring glory, honor, and praise... I'll let you know how that works out for me just as soon as I deal with those kids, and that hill, and the shoveling, and that stupid-piece-of-crap-no-good-cheap-monkey-metal lamp...
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Monday, February 15, 2010
Snow Fatique!
It seems like perhaps we are suffering from snow fatigue! Too much shoveling. Too many depressing forecasts. Too much slipping and falling. Too little sunshine and warmth!
But alas...Spring is but around the corner. Cheer up my friends, for these days will soon be passed. And then we can once again begin the season of "hot enough for ya?!"
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Tuesday, February 09, 2010
Ooh, that smell!
Then he starts laughing and says that he and his wife woke up to WDVE on the radio and the Skynard song "Ooh, That Smell." We had a brief conversation (frequently interrupted by him singing another soundbyte of that glorious song) about why you get a song stuck in your head.
The problem is, we never figured out why. Any ideas? And why is it usually a song we really don't care for anyhow? I'd like to thank you, Wayne, for allowing me to have that ridiculous song "Ooh that smell" stuck in my head for like a week now. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to step out onto my front porch and sing it at the top of my lungs...maybe that'll help.
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Friday, February 05, 2010
Life is a Parade...
...he said that when you watch a parade, you really just focus on what is right in front of you. You might try to glimpse for a moment at what just passed, or try to see what might be immediately next, but for the most part your focus is on the moment.
Wow. The wisdom of a man 30 some years my senior. Lord, give me the strength today to live in the moment....with everything I have. But let me appreciate Who you have been in the past and Who you will always be...
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Thursday, February 04, 2010
Did I Say Something?!
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Monday, February 01, 2010
LOA, ABLC, LMNOP? H-E-L-P!!!!
Yes, apparently at the end of February my status as an ordained elder in the UMC is in jeopardy because I will not be appointed to serve a local church. But, alas, there is the ABLC option...appointed beyond the local church. But is my ministry w/ The Pittsburgh Project a legitimate expression of my ordination to "word, order, and sacrament?" Probably not...
So I have requested a VLOA...a voluntary leave of absence. This gives me 5 years (I think...I never read the book...) by Book of Discipline to either lose my ordination or get into a real ministry of word, order, and sacrament. I guess I'll just take my chances!!!
Fortunately, I believe my real S-T-A-T-U-S is found in my relationship with J-E-S-U-S! And here I thought I was F-R-E-E! You can check out John 8:36 if you don't believe me...
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Saturday, January 30, 2010
So You Say You Want a Revolution?
The Scripture basis was 1 Chronicles 12:32, an interesting choice. Wayne, our leader, was explaining that TPP was looking for people who understood the times and knew what the people of God should be doing. He further explained that TPP started as a very revolutionary idea nearly 25 years ago...that blacks and whites should live together in peace...that the "haves" and the "have nots" can live side by side and share life, not based on governmental mandates or programs, but on the Word of God and the transforming power of the Lord Jesus Christ. Good stuff indeed.
So the question remains for you and me, wherever we are today, do we want a revolution or an institution? In our churches, in our lives, in our families, in our neighborhoods? The real question is, what do you think Jesus wants? Hint: Look at what He did...
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Mzungu!
It means: person who keeps going around in circles!!!
So as I'm closing out my last month of preaching at Cornerstone and beginning my new ministry at the Pittsburgh Project. And as we're getting all settled into our new house, and as life is crazy, I'm trying to remember the truth of Psalm 46:10..."be still and know that I am God..." In other words, I'm trying to not be such a mzungu!!!
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Fear Not
But just as you have seen my blog go, so you shall see it return...
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
To "multi" or "mono," this is the question...
So one of my friends says, are you sitting down?, he deleted his facebook account. WHAT? Are you crazy? You shall be shunned!!! What about that Bible verse, it's in there somewhere, I think, that says woe unto the facebookless, or sum'n like that? How you could fall so far? How will you live?
After I work through my shock, he simply looks at me and says that he thinks his calling in this new year is to "monotask." To focus on one person or thing at a time...and only one thing at a time...and give it his whole attention. What a concept, but as an old professor of mine used to say, "I'm afraid he might be right...."
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Thursday, January 07, 2010
The Winter Storm of the Decade!!!
To the left I've included a picture of what our neighborhood looks like right now. (Note: there really isn't anything there but white. Get it, Mom?) Please don't mistake this picture for ghosts eating marshmallows in a styrofoam room.
So I have some thoughts on surviving this incredible storm which will probably doom us all:
1. Drive really fast. That way you'll get past the place where you might wreck quickly and avoid the wreck.
2. Don't stop at stop signs. That way you won't slide or spin out.
3. Stock up on strawberry Pop-tarts.
4. Call everybody you know every 5 minutes and ask them how the roads are.
5. Cancel any activities you may be in charge of at least 48 hours before the first flake drops.
6. Call the coordinator of any activities you are not in charge of at least every 15 minutes to see if they canceled the activity yet. (Don't forget to ask them how the roads are.)
7. Frequently update your facebook and twitter about the snow and your feelings about it.
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Wednesday, January 06, 2010
Turn to What, or Who!?
My issue however is that Christianity never straightened anyone's life around. Christianity is just another religion, and one that is fallen, at best. If anything, Christianity can just mess up a persons life.
Now before you think I've fallen further off my rocker, let me explain. What Tiger Woods needs, what I need, what you need, what Brit Hume needs...is Jesus Christ. Not Christianity. Not religion. Not a set of moral standards and behavioral modification techniques that don't really work. But Jesus Christ. The Word makes it pretty clear...HE came to seek and save the lost, not His followers, or at worst, the institution they've created...
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Saturday, January 02, 2010
What's "New?"
One thing I wonder is why so many people are called to start new churches, but so few are called to start new ministries. Many have asked me "are you going to start your own church?" The answer on about 14 different levels is NO. Part of my struggle with that is in the question itself..."own church."
Part of it is that so many seem to be starting churches in affluent areas (like Cranberry Township) and yet churches in places like Bellevue are going under. I believe part of the reason for that is "church" is still popular with the relatively wealthy, but ministry is what is needed to the masses (and I would argue, by the Lord Himself). Because churches tend to focus on themselves (despite good attempts and mission statements to the contrary), ministry sometimes doesn't happen as well through the church. Plus churches tend to generate capital, and especially if you start one in an affluent area. But ministry takes resources, financial and otherwise, in order to "succeed." In other words, starting ministries is so much harder than starting churches...but did Jesus say this would be easy?
So as I wonder what's new, I know for me it is NOT starting a new church. But one thing I do ponder is whether God is calling me to start a new ministry somewhere in the Pittsburgh area. What's new? Who knows...but you can join me in praying about it...
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Friday, January 01, 2010
Happy New Year!
Brett and Carla Probert
3970 Brandon Road
Pittsburgh PA 15212
I will still be serving Cornerstone but no longer living in the parsonage. Enjoy!
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