I've been thinking about my New Years resolutions and I decided to post them here so you can hold me accountable!
1. Gain and maintain 25 pounds.
2. Raise my cholesterol 30 points.
3. Exercise less.
4. Pray and read the Bible less.
5. Complain more.
6. Spend less time with Carla.
There you are. This year, for once, I know I can keep these!