Tuesday, December 30, 2008

New Years Resolutions

I've been thinking about my New Years resolutions and I decided to post them here so you can hold me accountable!
1. Gain and maintain 25 pounds.
2. Raise my cholesterol 30 points.
3. Exercise less.
4. Pray and read the Bible less.
5. Complain more.
6. Spend less time with Carla.
There you are. This year, for once, I know I can keep these!


Anonymous said...

I'd rethink #4. If you hold to the first three, you may need #4 to be ready to meet your maker.


Jeff Kahl said...

I'd only add "Get More Bald." You and I will both keep that resolution no matter what!

Greg Cox said...

I, for one, think you should grow Curly Hair and use a lot of product in it.